lart(1)



lart(1M)                                                              lart(1M)

NAME
       lart  - Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool - use a lart to adjust lusers'
       attitudes

SYNOPSIS
       lart [ -use tool ] [ -bBfFgklp ] <lusername>

DESCRIPTION
       lart adjusts the attitudes of those pesky,  clueless  people  who  rely
       upon  their  admins  for  everything from picking their mice off of the
       floor to turning on their monitors; namely, the luser(8).  Running lart
       with  the  appropriate  arguments will cause the specified luser to run
       away screaming in agony.  Alternatively, you can make the luser buy you
       a beer, after killing all of their processes.

OPTIONS
       -use tool      Choose  your  weapon.   If this option is not specified,
                      the enviroment variable LART is  used.   If  neither  is
                      set,  a default value will be used, which is set at com-
                      pile time

       -b             Used to increase the size of your lart

       -B             The BOFH option.  Removes a users files  and  kills  all
                      their  processes.   If  used in conjunction with -p this
                      will also cause syslog  to  make  entries  proving  that
                      <lusername>  was  the  second  gunman  behind the grassy
                      knoll

       -f             Only fake luser's attitude readjustment  session.   Pro-
                      vided  primarily  for testing purposes.  Mutually exclu-
                      sive with -B

       -F             fsck <lusername>
                       as a raw device.  Note that this option  has  not  been
                      tested, as it is rather difficult to find volunteers

       -g             Graphic  violence.   Uses  curses to monitor <lusername>
                      during the beating.

       -k             Kill.  A rather permanent option, and  as  such  is  not
                      highly  recommended.   Can  only  be  invoked  once  per
                      <lusername>

       -p             See -B

SEE ALSO
       sysadmin(1), guru(8), luser(8)

                                  01 23 1996                          lart(1M)

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